Alright, in order to lighten the mood after the heaviness of the last post, I have to mention something to lift my spirits. Before I was caught up in the life of Andrea, I read an article that literally had tears rolling down my face. It's called The 26 Most Disturbing Kid Movies EVER. Sounded interesting enough. I read the article, and watched a lifetime full of favorite movies destroyed before my eyes. However, the author of the article did it in such a hilarious, clever fashion, I found myself cracking up and nodding in agreement. Although I disagree with his assessment of Chronicles of Narnia (I will always love that movie), I had to submit to his idea of The Never Ending story, a childhood favorite of mine. Here's what he had to say as he explained why kids should not watch this movie:
"I'm not talking about the crazy big turtle here. I'm also not referring to the crappy band Atreyu that exists because of this movie. No, the scary thing about this movie is The Nothing. You know, the thing consuming all of Fantasia. And what is The Nothing? A giant lizard? A sentient radioactive cloud? No, worse. The Nothing is nothing. It is oblivion — the great unknown; the cold and lifeless void beyond our realm of understanding. Hey kiddies, wrap your little heads around that meaty chunk of existential crisis. Thank you, Neverending Story; you are more depressing than reading No Exit. Oh, and that princess? Some say cute, I say creepy."
Never thought of it that way. Touche
Read the full article Here.
"I'm not talking about the crazy big turtle here. I'm also not referring to the crappy band Atreyu that exists because of this movie. No, the scary thing about this movie is The Nothing. You know, the thing consuming all of Fantasia. And what is The Nothing? A giant lizard? A sentient radioactive cloud? No, worse. The Nothing is nothing. It is oblivion — the great unknown; the cold and lifeless void beyond our realm of understanding. Hey kiddies, wrap your little heads around that meaty chunk of existential crisis. Thank you, Neverending Story; you are more depressing than reading No Exit. Oh, and that princess? Some say cute, I say creepy."
Never thought of it that way. Touche
Read the full article Here.
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